2.12.09

Snoop Dogg I Wanna Rock Video

...Can You Find Me???



Life is always a fucking surreal whirlwind for me. I have pretty damn good luck and funny timing even though i can be a bit clumsy at times. I am always doing busy work and funny how sometimes my busy work lands me in music videos where i reconnect with some old party friends who just so happen to be the shit and on top in their specialties and still constantly rising. Knowing my real friends and basking in our own successes is the best remedy for hatorade. well i love snooooooop dooooogggg and i was one of those really cool filler people for the i wanna rock video which was produced by one of the coolest homies i know @ScoopDeville... but let me tell you about this crazy production.

Yes the dancers were really dope. They did their thing although on one of the takes one of the little youngin dancin boys fell on his head doing one of those crazy flips the kids like to do in their dances now days...but all was okay and the smallest female dancer had a rockin body. i mean so awesome it made me go home and do a couple hours of working out.

No I didn't even eat dinner it just wasn't worth it to me. i was rather irritated by then. I am always really irritated at the way people get treated on music videos it doesn't make sense to me. I thought I was going to have to shank someone.They took my purse to "store" it and I am extremely ocd about my stuff being stolen so i threw a huge diva hissy fit about it and ended up smoking a blunt instead of beating down some PA with a power complex... and i always think its funny how many wannabe whatevers wander the music video circuit. How can you tell a wannabe from someone who is just cool period. The wannabes are the ones trying lol. It's true tho. *blank stare*

I have barely had time to update my blog with all of the work I have been doing to plan the ultimate magazine launch plan and helping as many friends as I can in the season of giving. I am going to be introducing a lot of other things to all of my blogs within the next month. I am so excited about life right now as stressful and realistic as it may be. Of course we all rather live in a fantastical wonderland.More to come about all of my adventures.


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16.11.09

My first Music Monday...

i Yes, this is sort of a lazy post idea,m but at the moment I have to strategically think up content so I don't give away any magazine content I mean like really cool stuff, but I'll probably just burst and start pulling inspiration from everywhere. Since my style blog is so super in its own world right now I am going to make this my real brain's headquarters. i mean it sounds stupid but it's not i have so much going on in my brain and so many other outlets that arent't for free thought. because i am a free thinker.i think it's really odd when people who are talking about liberal ideas and like trying to make you conform to their own thoughts, kind of annoying but what can ya do??? well its music monday follow me on twitter @bionicpuzzi : )








Mario "Break Up" ft. Gucci Mane & Sean Garrett - Break Up

Mario | MySpace Music Videos



i like this yes i truly do. i mean sincerely maybe its the drums. embed>

i cant wait until this video comes out. I think ive got a secret producer fetish crush on @scoopdeville really ;)




i need to only dress like this and now im officially getting a nokia n97 its gotta be in my cards right...



I HEART THIS MY SHIT IM BOUNCING!!!

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7.11.09

Despicable Me Trailer

Okay now how great is this going to be... and I am going to get the soundtrack too.



tfs BBC


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3.11.09

Give me My Money

Im in a senseless situation. I know i shouldnt do it but i do... i just know i wont get screwed again... and i wont and i havent been its nice to have good people in your circle, but sometime our friends just need a little kick in the ass to get their shit together because i have bills to pay too man... these clips always ease the tension for me when folks owe me money... so today is the day right????





i never really understand why things happen... i just came to the conclusion ill never understand why and i just need
to sit and watch them unfold appropriately. But why cant other people catch on to this simple concept? is it so that when
we finally do understand this we have to constantly use it as a shield against crazy folks with no goals who are just frustrated for
the sake of being a pain in the ass to people who are actually doing something with themselves. its like a special code you can type in on
the wii to make it a little easier to achive other levels. SMH thats all i can really do at this point. just smh. and how hard is it to be
honorable and keep your word... i hate being taken advangtage of or when someone is dishonest and especially when someone tells me to come along
for the ride and ditches me. so i just really want to figure out a way to pre warn people about fucking with me maybe a tshirt or something.
because once u get on my bad side there is no going back. that bridge will not only be burnt but reconstructed just so the moment
you step into the middle of it it will disappear and you will be dropped thousands of feet to your death.i really am not of fan of those types of
thoughts so i figured id put them here on my blog and so when i meet people i will just hand them my business card and it will say dont fuck me! across the
top... lol i can only imagine the faces i would get... because i already have quite a mental collection of the faces i get when i hand people my sticker...good times.
well im done venting it was just a quick though with too many characters to post on twitter. and now im back to zen.one thing i will say about all this life craziness is it will definitely make good inspiration for when i decide to write a psycho thriller and you can upcode it... and it doesnt matter the situation or relationship you can always learn something from it dont listen to arrogant ignorance.KNowledge is Power and even the man who knows everything is always learning something new. Keep your minds open.


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2.11.09

50 Cent Baby by Me feat NeYo

Although i have a crazy love hate love hate relationship with 50 cent himself. i cant stop his songs from infiltrating my space. i love this shit!... BANG... they got me! ... but i wouldnt have the baby for millions maybe like 20 million and it has to be my 20 million no whatever mine is yours bs... well im bouncing to this song as i type...Kelly Rowland looks so nice in this video, makes me wanna change my weave... happy november!



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29.10.09

busy busy little bee



i have been so busy like really busy and if i am not on a set i am in front of my computer.i need to get my nails done and go grocery shopping and get my halloween costume... and the list goes on.

... but whats new????


to be cont...

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27.10.09

i cant help it i loveher




sigh

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20.10.09

You are going to Be there!




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28.9.09

Why Yacht









yes i would love to have one of these.it would be one of those tokens in life that id finally made it...i want a yacht way more than a car. i love being on the water maybe its the pisces in me.i could just see it now me and my closest and most fun 15 or 20 friends who of course have to all bring something good to be on the boat like this with me... so they would bring fun stuff potluck style. anyway i like the design a lot.

thanks BBC check their post for more!


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Who iz Bionic Puzzi???


I have gotten a lot of ridiculous questions over the couple of years I have adopted the ego Bionic Puzzi(pronounced Pu-zee)like "Are you a porn star?" and "well can i try that out?", mostly from the mislead and the perverted...but being rather witty i always have an appropriate comeback for those moments. So what the hell is a Bionic Puzzi? It started out as an idea for a network for really beautiful women in the los angeles party and promtions scene mostly djs, club promoters, model and industry types and the such and sort of grew from there. after about two years of keeping up with the name and the brand of Bionic Puzzi and really trying to find myself and more parties and concerts to photograph and write about for the blog i was finally forced by my current marketing consultant to sit down and write about what this brand really stands for and really means and why people should want to be a part of it's growth. Deep right? he read my result and sent me an email saying: there you go. Your Mission Statement.

This all started out as a business venture so that I could become a dj and bring together the high profile music types i worked with and all the beautiful and driven party girls i knew and it has been a great fun success and good ass time since the beginning. So now that we have the parties I figured we needed purpose and I wanted to bring together my writing experience with my party experience to begin to define myself and that made me look to different women and people i looked up to and admire and truly dislike and dont agree with for business and life tips to live by.the image of the bionic puzzi character since the beginning has always been that of a woman who we all want to be. a real life superhero: someone with a strong sense of self and always talked about and the life of the party wherever she goes, not simply because of her looks but also because of the fact she has so much to offer...bionic puzzi possess a comfort in her body and sensuality that drives those who don't have the same super power mad with envy and she does what she wants with it whether it be to conserve their physical appearances or expose themselves to the masses and she does this in the most infatuating way...she also possesses the drive and the character to follow her dreams and make the best positive change in the world she can.


As a company Bionic Puzzi always donates time and money to a number of different charities all of the time and we love to highlight the women and men who are also changing their own worlds for the better and give them VIP treatemnt at our events and a spotlight on our blog so if there is a person or charity you want to nominate as having all of the qualities or a really sexy woman who is in possession of the BP qualities feel free to email us links and pics tell us a bit about them or yourself.have an event to invite us to or want to invite our readers to send us the link and e flyer and we will post it if we get the chance to attend or want to attend and cant make it. any questions or comment about the site or our contributors email us for all of these things at BionicPuzzi@gmail.com

Bionic Puzzi the artist and writer has no boundaries and an open mind and a severe addiction to pop culture entertainment and the power women everywhere possess and fail to exhibit and even more obsessed with those who do choose to flaunt their grand worth.

as we all suspect:

Well behaved women rarely make history.


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Aubrey O'Day has body issues??



very interesting Aubrey...i see where she's coming from with this video but i feel there was definitely a better way to approach this. o well its done now. i bet Peepshow seems like a cute show... maybe ill be able to see it on my Vegas trip next month!!

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27.9.09

stop hating Tequila!!!


i have a confession to make...


i dont hate@officialTila s twitter takeover, i actually find it quite entertaining, plus isnt she the internet networking superstar why do people expect twitter would be any different than myspace. i have always been a tila fan as she pushes boudaries and is smokin hot, but today i decided to blog about the love and how inspriring this little woman of power really is because of these fly ass nails she posted on her blog the other day. i love them!!!!! i also ran across this really great video of Tila for J Adore Mag i loved the outfits for the shoots so stylish... i wanna go get my nails redone now.







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Lily Allen for GQ









i just loved this spread check out what i feel about being topless here.

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Whoa I know Georgia Anne Muldrow


Funny story one of my best friends @ Anthony Coleman 2nd has been obsessed with Georgia Anne Muldrow for quite awhile now. I mean obsessed like he always talks about how much he loves her and her hair and all the little technical musical talent she has that is constantly getting her fans like my dearest all worked up in a frenzy...anyways i was forced to experience the force that is Georgia and at first listen i was a little thrown off as i am with most things forced upon me, but then i had time to fall in love...i was smitten with her sound and now running around as a new unofficial recruit of the i heart Georgia movement...months into my love for this new musician i am addicted to, it dawned on me i had no idea what this amazing artist looked like. i had been so enthralled with the sound i hadn't even had an appetite to know the physical form of this being. so like any other wondering mind i set to google and typed in her name...so much suspense built up in half a minute as to what this voice looked like...






I laughed very loudly and proceeded to contact my best friend and Georgia with the funny coincidence she used to babysit me and our families have actually known each other since before i even had boobs crazy what time does and amazing to be able to witness an amazing evolution like Georgia's and now today i am anticipating her new album set to be released Nov 10!! For now I am in love with the video for her first single Run Away and hope you are too. i have been listening to so much Georgia for the summer I had changed my hairstyle to an afro and tried to dye it red, there was no luck my hair is far to dark and too thick so i had to make a decision do i want afro ir red hair. being the stylista i am the red hair won. check out the sounds of georgia anne muldrow and her stats to she's got quite the resume.






i wish i could have made this show.

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26.9.09

jay z On Oprah









I know i have been posting a lot of videos lately that's for sure... i liked the second part of the jay z oprah interview the best, and I dont know why people thought oprah was going to bite jay z' s head off they are both very rich and jayz is not only married to beyonce but ceo title comes before rapper i think in his instance... o well it was an okay interview i told my mom id put it on my blog for her she likes oprah : )

link luvin

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